AROD?

Nation,
First off, any man who accepts a nickname with "Rod" in it, is probably not a guy I would have hung out with back in the day. I would have been a little worried in the shower, especially if the Irish Spring slipped out of my hands, if you catch my drift. I know he's been linked to all kinds of celebrities, even Madonna, who I was fortunate enough to bang in 1987. I'm willing to bet AROD comes down with some mysterious muscle pull that puts a quick end to his career. Something muscular near the wrists or ankles. All the roiders seem to break down pretty quick when they're off the junk.