Monday, October 29, 2012

I Have GOT to get out of this Tin Can

I'll have the fish please.


Sorry Kittens, Maybe Next Year

Teddy,
Should we feel bad for Detroit? -Ron, Barrington

Don,
No. And I'll tell you why you should be pissed at Detroit. Because they went so far in the postseason, made A-Rod cry, and had the best manager. Any manager who chain smokes in the dugout, gets the Teddy seal of approval, reminds me of The Mick. Don't get me wrong, Theodore loves the planet, being green... recycling, like my head being used AS A BOUNCY BALL.

But John Farrell is like Tito's alter ego (now with hair!) He didn't do diddly shit in Toronto with a pretty talented team, and let's not forget that Beckett was fat when Farrell was the pitching coach. I guess it would have been nice for the citizens of the US city voted most like Chernobyl. Actually, despite being empty, Chernobyl shows more signs of economic hope. Sorry Kittens, Maybe next year....
-Teddy