I bet you think I'm going to rail on how stupid soccer is. Boring, not enough scoring, too many Europeans and other various wimpy skinny foreigners. That's where you are wrong (except for the too many Euros part). I grew up in a "soccer hotbed" in Southern California and played some as a kid. I didn't have the stamina to run for 90 minutes, those guys are freaks. But, I respect, even enjoy watching when they set my head up to watch tv (don't ask, it's in the will). Anyway, I was watching the US game last week, the come from behind tie that should have been a win and decided we should invade Mali and kill the referee's family. That would send a clear message to other referees that random anti-american sentiment will not be tolerated. It was a blatantly bad call, with no explanation of what the call was. It would be like if Pedroia was standing on second after a double, and right before the pitcher was to throw the next pitch the umpire would call him out. No rhyme or reason. In fact, what the Slovenian defenders were doing was enough to get a sodomy conviction in Georgia. But then again, typing the word sodomy gets a you a sodomy conviction in Georgia. After that disgraceful call and theft of a win I wanted to jump up and put my fist through the TV, instead, I spit at it in anger.
The Red Sox - Tedsicle told you they would come out of it. Too much pitching to fail the way they were early in the year.
The Celtics - more spit in anger on the tv - but don't blame Ray Allen. I'm sick of hearing how bad he was. You try to follow Kobe all over the court and then see how good your jump shot is in the 4th quarter when your legs are throbbing. You assholes wouldn't make a free throw. Also, that Vujacic who did nothing all series - what is with the eyebrow spit/smoothing thing you do? It should be banned from the game, plus he's a cheating sodomite from Slovenia. I bet he's got some Mali ancestors too. Asshole.
Ted
_02.jpg)
