Nate Robinson Delivers but is Concerned About Kobe; Celtics on to NBA Finals

Playoff Averages: Rebounds 6.2, Assists 4, Steals 1, PPG 19



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To the 9s, Rondo is My Homeboy

Like That Smartass Tony C.

Holy Jesus...

Teddy, Why was Brian Scalabrine in uniform in game 2? Is he going to be the Cs secret weapon? -Chip in Danvers

Yeah, red headed white guy who moves like molasses. Great idea, turd for brains. Why do Cs fans love Scalabrine? Because he sucks, has no business in anything other than a janitor's uniform, and they think it's funny, like pesky dunking homeruns off the pole. A gag.

When I hear "{Pesky's pole" it reminds me of a hooker we shared in San Jose in 1958. Stupid Sox marketing. What's next, Butch Hobson's third base line? (Butch was fond of the Bolivian marching powder).

Also, for the love of all things holy or unholy...Rasheed Wallace? I seriously hope that was random picture trickery, because that guy is a lazy punk. Like that smartass Tony C. Yeah, I know, getting plunked in the skull is sad. But after a half of a year...claiming he'd break all my gd records? Who's head is (relatively) intact now, asshole? I know, I know the guy is dead, but so am I so I get some leeway.
Plus, dye that gd white spot, you asshole.

Otherwise, go C& f the whining Yankees and their pussy protesting. You lost, get over it.
Hugs,
'sicle

The End Game: Number 7 = Philly 4, Bruins 3

Teddy, How did this happen?

Don't get your panties in a wad, it's only hockey. April Sox games are more important. Tedsicle can't even figure out how to watch it on tv.
The Celtics look like they dogged the regular season. They look more like the team at 23-5 than the one beaten by the Nets.
Why is there bowling, darts and cheerleading on the worldwide leader in sports, but not hockey?
Though Tedsicle does enjoy a perfectly executed pyramid...

Should I Be Worried About the Bruins?

Teddy,
Are we back? Should I request an October vacation? Also should I be worried about the Bruins? -Jimmy in West Chesta

Well Jimmy,
Here's the deal, as the Red Sox surge the Bruins suck. When the B's were winning the Sox were losing. So, my advice is for the Sox to lose on the nights the Bruins play. Otherwise, yes, you should worry about the Bruins. Without Kreiji (What the hell kind of name is that), and a fully healed Savard, as well as the few defensemen that have been knocked out...I mean this guy is on the first line: Daniel Paille. I'm not sure how to say that last name. Do the "L"s make a sound or are they French and sneaky?

One thing is for sure, never count a team out who has Satan on their side. Go Celtics!! Hugs, Teddy

Right???

Tito, It's Time to Let Dice-K Pitch Like a Man

Teddy,
WTF is this bull about tension in the Sox dugout? -Freddo in Fall Rivha

Frank Listen,
When I played there weren't any goddamned rifts because none of us talked amongst ourselves. Sure I grew to love Bobby, Dom and Johnny, but when it came to playing baseball, it's like going to work. Bring your lunchpail, and play ball. If a player has a greenlight to go when he wants to go, other players don't need to question that, unless they want this crap playing out in the media.

Which it is.

They are off to a slow start, they are playing like crap. They have the pieces to be a very good team. Especially if any of there so called aces decide to show some balls and get through more than the 5th inning. 100 pitches my ass. Boo Ferris never said "my arm hurts, take me out, I need a pitch count and I need to change my maxi pad after five innings." The GD manager won't LET Matsuzaka throw as many pithes as he wants, so it's hard to blame the pitchers only. That kid has a rubber GD arm and should be getting warmed up at 100 pitches. I'm sick of these "million dollar" arms being treated like a bunch of weak armed pussies.

Let them throw Tito.-'sicle

-what pussies do when they're mad
-what men do when they're mad