Teddy, I know you've had a lot of women. Have you ever chowderboxed LeBron's mom?

A lot is a huge understatement, but I do not believe Mrs. LeBron (LeBronica?) and I have done the deed.  She's about 30 years too old for the Teddy.  It takes a young filly to satisfy this frozen head. Just because half the NBA has tapped that, doesn't mean I've has been there, done that (but it's always good to assume eventualities, there are a finite amount of women in the world). 


Go Celtics and speaking of Phillys. I may have to help myself to some cheese steaks hoagies while I shag some 6er wives. Keep cool-T