Showing posts with label nice ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nice ass. Show all posts
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Is that Too Much LeBrons?
Last night I was watching LeBron play basketball and during each commercial break there was a commercial either about:
1) LeBron playing basketball
2) LeBron talking about how good he is at playing basketball
0r 3) LeBron talking about how other people think about how good he is or isn't at playing basketball
He did all of these things while either using a new cell phone or eating a juicy cheese burger.
'Sicle, Is that too much LeBron? Should we get used to a one player league? Maybe all the players could change their names to LeBron to make it easier on the announcers and fans. What do you think?
Dear LeJohn,
Look LeBron was not the first athlete to try to do it all. Bugs Bunny took on the NY Giants in a game of baseball and I believe he opened up a can of whoop-ass on them. While its true the LeBrons beat the Celtics last night, when the LeBron formerly known as Ray Allen gets a full season of cutting on his 73 year old ankles, he won't be hoisting up those three pointers with ease. Also, the LeBron known as Dwayne Wade was not sharp and I bet he needs knee surgery before the end of the year. Lastly the LeBron known as Tyranasaurus Bosh has a tendency to become extinct in the Playoffs.
Hugs from the Tin Can, XXOO -T
Look LeBron was not the first athlete to try to do it all. Bugs Bunny took on the NY Giants in a game of baseball and I believe he opened up a can of whoop-ass on them. While its true the LeBrons beat the Celtics last night, when the LeBron formerly known as Ray Allen gets a full season of cutting on his 73 year old ankles, he won't be hoisting up those three pointers with ease. Also, the LeBron known as Dwayne Wade was not sharp and I bet he needs knee surgery before the end of the year. Lastly the LeBron known as Tyranasaurus Bosh has a tendency to become extinct in the Playoffs.
Hugs from the Tin Can, XXOO -T
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Monday, October 29, 2012
Sorry Kittens, Maybe Next Year
Teddy,
Should we feel bad for Detroit? -Ron, Barrington
Don,
No. And I'll tell you why you should be pissed at Detroit. Because they went so far in the postseason, made A-Rod cry, and had the best manager. Any manager who chain smokes in the dugout, gets the Teddy seal of approval, reminds me of The Mick. Don't get me wrong, Theodore loves the planet, being green... recycling, like my head being used AS A BOUNCY BALL.
But John Farrell is like Tito's alter ego (now with hair!) He didn't do diddly shit in Toronto with a pretty talented team, and let's not forget that Beckett was fat when Farrell was the pitching coach. I guess it would have been nice for the citizens of the US city voted most like Chernobyl. Actually, despite being empty, Chernobyl shows more signs of economic hope. Sorry Kittens, Maybe next year....
-Teddy
Should we feel bad for Detroit? -Ron, Barrington
Don,
No. And I'll tell you why you should be pissed at Detroit. Because they went so far in the postseason, made A-Rod cry, and had the best manager. Any manager who chain smokes in the dugout, gets the Teddy seal of approval, reminds me of The Mick. Don't get me wrong, Theodore loves the planet, being green... recycling, like my head being used AS A BOUNCY BALL.
But John Farrell is like Tito's alter ego (now with hair!) He didn't do diddly shit in Toronto with a pretty talented team, and let's not forget that Beckett was fat when Farrell was the pitching coach. I guess it would have been nice for the citizens of the US city voted most like Chernobyl. Actually, despite being empty, Chernobyl shows more signs of economic hope. Sorry Kittens, Maybe next year....
-Teddy
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