WWJDD? Heidi Watney

Ted,
Should the Sox really grab Damon or are they blocking him from Tampa and NY? Do you think he'll add anything to the team? Jim, Weymouth

Well, I have to admit to having a certain fondness for every guy who was on the 2004 squad. Though the thought of him lumbering around the outfield or using that dishrag arm to throw the ball to the cut off man on 14 hops would be tough to stomach. On the other hand, the boon to the local strip clubs would invigorate the Boston economy. BUT, he is also saying his gut tells him not to go to Boston, but to stay in Detroit. Did he think when he went to the Yankees that he'd get a standing ovation in Boston? He did say during the 2004 season that he'd never play for NY. Never didn't take too long. I'm sure he told his wife he'd never cheat on her with a butter-faced stripper either, but low and behold he did. With Heidi Watney in Boston, how long will it take STD Johnny to impregnate or infect her? My money is on less than two weeks.

I'm torn, but if that moron doesn't want to return to Boston, screw him, his rag arm and his short hair and clean shave. If he does return, it will be a hero's welcome. Boston fans love redemption.

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