What in the Christ is there to love in Detroit right now? Or Roger is Kidding

Teddy,
Should I give a crap about what Johnny Damon wants? Also is Clemens going to jail? -Chico in Billerica

Chico,

Little bit of trivia to get started...Did you know that former Red Sox Chico Walker is former overweight Celtics Star, Antoine Walker's cousin? I heard that somewhere, so it might be a big fat lie.

Johnny Damon - Look, maybe he hates ownership or he owes a Boston bookie 25k. The fact that he "Loves Detroit" should tell you all you need to know. I'm pretty sure if he loves it that much he can pretty much buy it for half a year's salary right now. What in the Christ is there to love in Detroit right now? Cheap real estate? Resplendent Plight? Out of work autoworkers walking around like Zombies? Whatever, he's always been a little off, if you catch my meaning.

Clemens - I think he walks, and here's why. He has never broken character about the Steroids. I personally was convinced something was up when he attempted to behead Mike Piazza for having the gaul to have his splintered bat head in Clemens' general direction. Roger should have stayed in Boston and off the cheater pills. All those cheating GD Yankees were on something. I mean, do you REALLY think DiMaggio could score Marilyn Monroe with those teeth of his?

'Sicle