The NHL might want to look into this new fangled thing called television

Ted, 
As a frozen head, do you have any suggestions as to how the NHL can figure this thing out? Should they? Does anyone even care about hockey? 

Have you ever considered subbing in as a puck? -Murph, Milton

Tom, 
When I was alive (I mean really alive, and not floating in goo) hockey players were tough and played for next to nothing.  Why? Because they loved the game.  

The poor owners are only raking in hundreds of millions off these athletes, and not billions.  It's embarrassing to only have 136 ft yacht and not 157 footer. Also, the NHL might want to look into this new fangled thing called television.  If I have to watch on Versus or the Mountain Channel, I'm probably not finding that on my remote.  I'm disgusted there's no hockey because as a frozen athlete, it's the closest sport to my present state.  I guess I'll have to go back to watching competitive ice fishing.

-Tedsicle

Wish I had hands. Or even one...

Is that Too Much LeBrons?

Last night I was watching LeBron play basketball and during each commercial break there was a commercial either about:

1) LeBron playing basketball 

2) LeBron talking about how good he is at playing basketball

0r 3) LeBron talking about how other people think about how good he is or isn't at playing basketball

He did all of these things while either using a new cell phone or eating a juicy cheese burger. 

'Sicle, Is that too much LeBron? Should we get used to a one player league? Maybe all the players could change their names to LeBron to make it easier on the announcers and fans. What do you think?

Dear LeJohn,

Look LeBron was not the first athlete to try to do it all.  Bugs Bunny took on the NY Giants in a game of baseball and I believe he opened up a can of whoop-ass on them. While its true the LeBrons beat the Celtics last night, when the LeBron formerly known as Ray Allen gets a full season of cutting on his 73 year old ankles, he won't be hoisting up those three pointers with ease.  Also, the LeBron known as Dwayne Wade was not sharp and I bet he needs knee surgery before the end of the year.  Lastly the LeBron known as Tyranasaurus Bosh has a tendency to become extinct in the Playoffs.

Hugs from the Tin Can, XXOO -T