Manny Ramirez's Annual Hibernation

Teddy,
I see Manny's on the DL. Where do you think he's going on vacation this year?

Dumbass,
It's summer time! That means it's the dog days of summer, which also means Manny Ramirez's annual hibernation. My guess? Manny is going to a bunch of car shows across the US. Do you know where I took my vacations during baseball seasons? That's right, getting shot down over beautiful Korea during the Korean Conflict. Can you imagine these namby pambies going to fight a war? You can't even get D'ellsbury to lift his GD finger to make a phone call to his manager telling him when his vagina or ribs will heal. If he extends his finger, his ribs get sore. Little punk. I took craps with more intestinal fortitude than him.
Hey Manny and Jacoby, get back in the game and stop owrrying about how many pennies you can squeeze out of your next employer.
'sicle