Like That Smartass Tony C.

Holy Jesus...

Teddy, Why was Brian Scalabrine in uniform in game 2? Is he going to be the Cs secret weapon? -Chip in Danvers

Yeah, red headed white guy who moves like molasses. Great idea, turd for brains. Why do Cs fans love Scalabrine? Because he sucks, has no business in anything other than a janitor's uniform, and they think it's funny, like pesky dunking homeruns off the pole. A gag.

When I hear "{Pesky's pole" it reminds me of a hooker we shared in San Jose in 1958. Stupid Sox marketing. What's next, Butch Hobson's third base line? (Butch was fond of the Bolivian marching powder).

Also, for the love of all things holy or unholy...Rasheed Wallace? I seriously hope that was random picture trickery, because that guy is a lazy punk. Like that smartass Tony C. Yeah, I know, getting plunked in the skull is sad. But after a half of a year...claiming he'd break all my gd records? Who's head is (relatively) intact now, asshole? I know, I know the guy is dead, but so am I so I get some leeway.
Plus, dye that gd white spot, you asshole.

Otherwise, go C& f the whining Yankees and their pussy protesting. You lost, get over it.
Hugs,
'sicle