Is Tom Brady going to be okay? and Nuggett Porn

Ted,

Is Tom Brady going to be okay? Is Tom Brady going to be okay? Is Tom Brady going to be okay? Also is watching pornography a sin? Jim in Providence

Jim,

Well, on the one hand, he is okay, but on the other hand he has the haircut of a thirteen year old at a skateboard park. On the one hand he has Giselle, but on the other he has that dimple chin. Too many angles for ths severed head to come up with a clear answer, so I'll go with "yes."

Is watching pornogrpahy a sin? Well, I guess it depends what kind of pornography we're talking about here. Is it Nuggett porn? (That's midgets with no arms or legs) or perhaps my personal favorite: Frozen, Severed head porn?

I guess to each his own. One guy may get off on seeing an ankle, and another on seeing a one armed hooker lick a three legged dog. So I guess it all is and isn't a sin. Just don't let your mom, wife or sister catch you, because that is a huge sin.

'Sicle